thou shalt

Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain.
Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile� Some people are just nice.
Thou shalt not read NME.
Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they�ve become popular.
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
Thou shalt not judge a book by it�s cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products.
Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend�s best friend, take drugs and cheat on him.
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls� pants.
Use it to get into their heads.
Thou shalt not watch Hollyokes.
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave before it�s done just because you�ve finished your shitty little poem or song you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out just �cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you�re never gonna fucking talk to.
Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
The Beatles� Were just a band.
Led Zepplin� Just a band.
The Beach Boys� Just a band.
The Sex Pistols� Just a band.
The Clash� Just a band.
Crass� Just a band.
Minor Threat� Just a band.
The Cure� Just a band.
The Smiths� Just a band.
Nirvana� Just a band.
The Pixies� Just a band.
Oasis� Just a band.
Radiohead� Just a band.
Bloc Party� Just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys� Just a band.
The Next Big Thing.. JUST A BAND.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries.
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music.

Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
When I say �Hey� thou shalt not say �Ho�.
When I say �Hip� thou shalt not say �Hop�.
When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise� kill me.
Thou shalt not quote me happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish you girlfriend was a freak like me.
Thou shalt spell the word �Pheonix� P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Bradley at the club last night by saying �Is it�.

Thou shalt think for yourselves.

And thou shalt always� Thou shalt always kill!

mars

haha! var að lesa fréttablaðið, sem kom í dag, og þar er smá dálkur um mars
þar er talað um mánuðinn, plánetuna og súkkulaðið!
...tilviljun?

Mars

fróðleikur um mars:
1. Það eru 31 dagar í mars.
2. The Mars Bar is a chocolate bar manufactured by Mars Incorporated. It was first manufactured in Slough in the United Kingdom in 1932 as a sweeter version of the Milky Way bar which Mars produced in the USA.^[1] It is made of chocolate-malt nougat topped with a layer of caramel and covered with milk chocolate, and is still marketed outside North America.
3.Mars has half the radius of the Earth and only one-tenth the mass, being less dense, but its surface area is only slightly less than the total area of Earth's dry land.^[4] While Mars is larger and more massive than Mercury, Mercury has a higher density. This results in a slightly stronger gravitational force at Mercury's surface. The red-orange appearance of the Martian surface is caused by iron(III) oxide, more commonly known as rust.^[5]

lazy..

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

farðu í röð

Ljón: Þú hefur mikið innsæi. Þegar heimurinn gefur þér merki, skaltu taka eftir því. Ef kónguló gengur yfir skrifborðið þegar þú sinnir viðskiptum í símanum er það engin tilviljun. Gefðu því einhverja merkingu.  

dear class

"Your lesson in world culture for today:

FOOTBALL is a very old game of skill played with a round ball.

AMERICAN FOOTBALL is a game played with an ovoid ball by Girls in armour who are afraid of a little scratch or two.

The original, superior version of American Football is RUGBY, which is played by Men and Women of courage and character and usually a collection of minor mental illnesses.

The greatest sport ever invented by humans, however, is the SUMO.

Class dismissed. Any of the women who require further instruction may meet me in the store cupboard during lunch. Please take any identification you usually carry and leave it in your desks, and don't tell anyone where you're going. Thank you."

mbl.is

"Adler hóf störf hjá raftækjaframleiðananum Zenith árið 1999 og var þar allt fram til ársin 1999."

"Þá hljóp lögregla í morgun uppi tvítuga stúlku sem reyndi að komast undir lögreglu við Hallgrímskirkju."

"húfan var með húfu"


já ég var að lesa mbl.is, spurning hvort þeir sem skrifa á þeirri síðu ættu að athuga betur hvað þeir séu að skrifa

...kannski var stúlka samt að reyna komast undir lögregluna, aldrei að vita

meistarinn

þreyttur?

ég hef ákveðið að safna baugum


og já pearl jam verður í danaveldi þann 26. júní! spurning að mæta snemma fyrir roskilde, leyfi mér að efast um að þeir spili þar. þetta ku vera í fyrsta skipti sem þeit spila þarna, baunalandinu, síðan slysið varð á roskilde
en ég er mjög vongóður um að smashing pumkins muni verða á roskilde, þeir verða að túra um evrópu í júní, samkvæmt nýjustu fréttum frá þeim þá verða þeir að spila á festivali í sviss þann 17. júní, ásamt t.d. marilyn manson, incubus, slayer og the hives. vona að eitthvað af þessum böndum ef ekki bara öll skrái sig á roskilde

ætlaði að segja eitthvað meira en who cares..?

varið ykkur!

ég ætla að bjarga ykkur, ykkur sem hlustið á tónlist, vísa ykkur á leiðina til að velja rétta tónlist, svo guð muni ekki hata ykkur!!

hér má finna lista yfir það sem skal forðast að hlusta á:

http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands

(mæli með að þið ýtið á "gay bands" linkin vinstra megin inná þessari guðs síðu til að fá lengri og betri list)

takk fyrir og gangið í guðs nafni ...or something like that